February 2012
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So I got my exam timetable yesterday...
I’ve just realised that on one of my exam days I have three exams.
It means that on that particular day I will have to write 10 essays.
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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Citizens of the UK: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUICK BUY ALL THE TINNED AND DRIED FOOD GATHER ALL YOUR CHILDREN STAY INSIDE DON'T EVEN BREATH THE POWER IS DEAD AND WE CAN'T GET OUT OF OUR TOWN DEAR FUCKING GOD WE MIGHT RUN OUT OF FOOD AND OH MY GOD WHAT IF WE CAN'T GET WATER OH MY GOD THIS IS THE END
Outsider: woah what's going on?
UK: Annual snow fall lol